Brexit Is So Old That It Started When I Was In Primary School And I’m Still Not Quite Over That 

sexual attraction seems weird, like a couple days ago my drama class was watching a movie and the guy took his shirt off and loads of girls were freaking out... like yes the man has titties

the end of school year crisis about the concept of time is not as good when we were not in school for the majority of the year 

why do the mobsters in mafia films always do the crime during the night like it’s called organised crime you would think that they would be a little more organised  about their sleep schedules 

one time a kid in my German class jumped over a table to fight someone and didn’t even end up fighting them 

wow i am behind with school work 

masks are going to be very good for ventriloquists

My school's rule about socks for girls basically means that we are never allowed to show our ankles because we are apparently stuck in the Victorian era.

ocean salty

I am more scared of male sport stans than k-pop stans 

slapstick comedy was invented in the 16th century and the world has been going downhill since then and i don’t think that that’s a coincidence