lazyaroace

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ocean salty

put ur hands up if you’re in a new national lockdown worse than last march bc ur pm is an incompetent cunt 🙋🏼‍♀️

i have beven motivated to make a list of the crimes of santa claus. no i will not say why

-promotes toxic masculinity (you better not cry)

-stalking (he sees you when you're sleeping. that's pretty creepy ngl)

-the most common: breaking and entering

-does he pay his elves??? do they have a choice??

-probably doesn't have a license for drivung reindeer

-stealing (takes cookies and carrots. that's very rude)

-forced reindeer to work for like two days nonstop

-favoritism (gives some kids coal and others presents. very rude. it ain't none of your business mr claus)

-doesn't pay rent to live in a whole ass continent. seriously man, you're probably rich, pay your share

-surprising people without permission

-keeping secrets

-not showing his identity (if you know my address & stalk me i deserve to see you)

-forcing people to cheat (i saw my mom kissing santa n. if he stalks people, he def knows she was married)

-on that note, pedophilia (that mom probably wasn't over a hundred years old or sum)

-he also cheated on HIS wife with that mom. why did i like this guy as a kid

-stealing children for help (literally any christmas movie, and you see him kidnapping)

-deception (literally anything he ever does)

-he probably also steals a lot of stuff from us earthlings. where else does he get all that stuff. mans in the north pole

-breaking promises (says he'll get you something for christmas but doesn't)

-probably magics the mailmen. how else do they know where he lives

-forcing those mailmen to go to the north pole coz he was too lazy to come get them. they probably missed dinner too

-reblog with more

sexual attraction seems weird, like a couple days ago my drama class was watching a movie and the guy took his shirt off and loads of girls were freaking out... like yes the man has titties

RB IF YOU AGREE

God having a crush seems like so much effort

apparently i have a distinctive sneeze

if you ever feel bad just remember one time my friends said i'm like an owl because when you first meet me i seem quite smart but when you get to know me i'm actually quite stupid and stubborn

i hope all the tory MPs who voted against free school meals drop dead 💖

Ok so like are we all agreed that willy wonka was a vampire right

like he doesn't age at all

if a real person didn't go outside that long they would be seriously vitamin D deficient but he is fine

My school's rule about socks for girls basically means that we are never allowed to show our ankles because we are apparently stuck in the Victorian era.

masks are going to be very good for ventriloquists

the end of school year crisis about the concept of time is not as good when we were not in school for the majority of the year 

The 2020\2021 school year

my schools response to covid next year is a joke. We are placed in bubbles of nearly 200. We will only to be forced to quarantine if there are more than 2 confirmed cases of covid completely ignoring the fact that some may not get a test because  they are asymptotic . The bubbles covid fail due to the fact that many people have siblings and therefore the bubbles will mix. I am scared. We are all scared . We had to go into school yesterday to retrieve things from our lockers and there was no social distancing or masks. In the next school year masks will not be mandatory. I seriously doubt that there will be enough hand sanitiser  or opportunities  for us to wash our hands or uniforms. The government is failing our generation. We cannot and will not forget how they handled our lives and the lives of others. 

laugh tracks are so annoying 

why are you laughing at a guy opening a cupboard like that 

brexit is so old that it started when i was in primary school and i’m still not quite over that 

just saying no one can stop me from dropping 50 bath-bombs in a pool 

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

touch aversion does not need to be cured

just because someone doesn’t express affection in the same way u do doesn’t mean there’s anything wrong with them. i’m sick of seeing characters who are touch averse be “cured” by the end of the story. and i’m especially sick of it happening because another character keeps forcing physical touch on them when they’re clearly uncomfortable. it’s not cute. and it’s extra not cute because it happens in real life, and seeing it in a show where it’s not condemned will make people think it’s ok. kids being “cured” of their touch aversion by their parents don’t need to be gaslit to believe that the pain that they’re feeling isn’t important. that they’re just being difficult. touch aversion is not an ailment. it does not need to be cured.

slapstick comedy was invented in the 16th century and the world has been going downhill since then and i don’t think that that’s a coincidence 

just 👏 because 👏 you 👏 are 👏 older 👏 than 👏 me 👏 does 👏 not 👏 mean 👏 i 👏 have 👏 to 👏 respect 👏 you 👏 if 👏 you 👏do 👏 not 👏 respect 👏 me

black lives matter. they always have.

you may think that my Christian secondary school was fancy or gothic but when we were in year 7 and the teachers told us to stretch like half the kids would do fortnight dances and they didn’t make any effort to stop them 

one time during French  class someone said they wanted to become a teacher and the teacher just told them that they shouldn’t

Do my friends know that I would die for them or do I have to tell them

I am more scared of male sport stans than k-pop stans 

at this point in the academic year the only thing left to do is cheat and die inside

wow zoom meetings have proven that i have lost the ability to talk to people  

i want to craft a new Identity for myself and move to a large city. 

my school did a mock election and some year 11s created the communist party of Britain 

Election Day

Kids had stickers and stuff

We got told off for starting multiple riots

Brexit means brexit memes

wE vOtEd LeAvE

You’re a TORY

*Chanting* Labour Labour Labour

Lib Dem really did yeehaw me

Boris is my third cousin

Who did you vote for, sket?

Jeremy Corbyn got manky teeth ya

Fuck it, you can vote UKIP for all I care

Go Vote

one time a kid in my German class jumped over a table to fight someone and didn’t even end up fighting them