Masks Are Going To Be Very Good For Ventriloquists

laugh tracks are so annoying 

why are you laughing at a guy opening a cupboard like that 

at this point in the academic year the only thing left to do is cheat and die inside

if you ever feel bad just remember one time my friends said i'm like an owl because when you first meet me i seem quite smart but when you get to know me i'm actually quite stupid and stubborn

the end of school year crisis about the concept of time is not as good when we were not in school for the majority of the year 

why do the mobsters in mafia films always do the crime during the night like it’s called organised crime you would think that they would be a little more organised  about their sleep schedules 

ocean salty

wow i am behind with school work 

I am more scared of male sport stans than k-pop stans 

brexit is so old that it started when i was in primary school and i’m still not quite over that 

apparently i have a distinctive sneeze