If You Ever Feel Bad Just Remember One Time My Friends Said I'm Like An Owl Because When You First Meet

My school's rule about socks for girls basically means that we are never allowed to show our ankles because we are apparently stuck in the Victorian era.

just saying no one can stop me from dropping 50 bath-bombs in a pool 

apparently i have a distinctive sneeze

the end of school year crisis about the concept of time is not as good when we were not in school for the majority of the year 

checking your phone in the bathroom at lunch and finding out that there was another school shooting is far too common 

one time during French  class someone said they wanted to become a teacher and the teacher just told them that they shouldn’t

why do the mobsters in mafia films always do the crime during the night like it’s called organised crime you would think that they would be a little more organised  about their sleep schedules 

masks are going to be very good for ventriloquists

we only have orange flavour chocolate the apocalypse is soon

me 

i hope all the tory MPs who voted against free school meals drop dead 💖