I Hope All The Tory MPs Who Voted Against Free School Meals Drop Dead 💖

Do my friends know that I would die for them or do I have to tell them

comic sans isn’t actually that bad of a font 

one time a kid in my German class jumped over a table to fight someone and didn’t even end up fighting them 

checking your phone in the bathroom at lunch and finding out that there was another school shooting is far too common 

Ok so like are we all agreed that willy wonka was a vampire right

like he doesn't age at all

if a real person didn't go outside that long they would be seriously vitamin D deficient but he is fine

my school did a mock election and some year 11s created the communist party of Britain 

Election Day

Kids had stickers and stuff

We got told off for starting multiple riots

Brexit means brexit memes

wE vOtEd LeAvE

You’re a TORY

*Chanting* Labour Labour Labour

Lib Dem really did yeehaw me

Boris is my third cousin

Who did you vote for, sket?

Jeremy Corbyn got manky teeth ya

Fuck it, you can vote UKIP for all I care

Go Vote

one time during French  class someone said they wanted to become a teacher and the teacher just told them that they shouldn’t

i want to craft a new Identity for myself and move to a large city. 

sexual attraction seems weird, like a couple days ago my drama class was watching a movie and the guy took his shirt off and loads of girls were freaking out... like yes the man has titties

put ur hands up if you’re in a new national lockdown worse than last march bc ur pm is an incompetent cunt 🙋🏼‍♀️