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[Regulus showing up at the battle of Hogwarts]
Voldemort: arent you supposed to be dead?
Regulus: well i am on the inside, if that counts
I may or may not be in a cult.
Update: I'm definitely in a cult.
Another update: I don't even remember agreeing to this but all my cousins are in, so it shouldn't be that bad.
Okay it's bad, it's bad. It's really bad. Abort.
Googles: How to safely remove yourself from a group of people.
Sirius, come pick me up I'm scared.
You know who I'm talking about.
i was thinking about how i personally would make sasusaku work (platonic or romantic), and now it’s a whole AU where naruto fails as a hokage and has to resign, there’s a new big international conflict brewing, sakura has to leave her position of senior medical researcher at the hospital to rejoin the army, and her and sasuke are a team of two sent on key missions as part of the preparation efforts set in motion by the emerging world war.
the background: after the events of shippuuden sasuke goes on a 10 year long trip, while sakura establishes her career at the hospital (at this point she no longer has a crush on sasuke, and has finished her primary character arc). upon sasuke’s return their relationship starts from a hard reset, and they gradually become friends partaking in regular ninja poker nights of drinking and talking politics. by the time the international conflict starts, they are in their late 30s [and would become more intimate during the war, if u wish]
let's talk about how rin nohara died entirely for male angst even tho she had more character potential than either of her teammates
i am OBSESSED with this response my philosophy teacher made to my introduction post okay OBSESSED
severus in the slytherin common room after calling an assembly: ok level with me, which one of you fucks opened the chamber of secrets? i promise i won’t get mad.
Slytherin won but Sirius would never let it pass the opportunity to embarrass and be proud of his little brother
AND SINCE JK ROWLING TURNED OUT A BITCH SHE CAN EAT MY ASS!!! I’m ignoring any canon content & that involves Sirius and Regulus were close good bros
my flatmate convinced me to watch “teen beach movie” and oh boi I don’t regret it this movie has everything
himbos
the existential horror of being fictional
tacky musical numbers
the two genders: surfers and bikers
an entire number about “knowing what girls/boys like”
flamboyant villains that are probably married with two kids
Les Camembert
feminism? in my 60s girls slumber party? it’s more likely than you think
a biker called butchy which is probably like the least straight name if you’re wearing leather and singing
so many references to Grease, West Side Story and Happy Days that are totally wasted on the target audience
the power of friendship? no - the power of dumbass chaotic teens
So Party Rock Anthem and Falling for Ya from Teen Beach Movie have the same BPM…
Can we just take a moment to realize that the first half of “Teen Beach Movie” is pretty much Mac being like “oh shit, were in a musical.” and Brady being like “oh sHIT WERE IN A MUSICAL!”
Can we just take a moment to realize that the first half of “Teen Beach Movie” is pretty much Mac being like “oh shit, were in a musical.” and Brady being like “oh sHIT WERE IN A MUSICAL!”
harry: i won't stop until you're defeated for good!
voldemort: wizard jesus, kid, intense much? what's your problem?
harry: you LITERALLY MURDERED MY PARENTS
voldemort: murdered my parents too, you don't see me bitching about it
Based off a post by @accio
They’re gonna get really bad head rush.
I don’t normally draw background cause... I’m not very good at them, but I did base Ron’s room off my own growing up (I had a very tiny room. Legit this size👆) I also don’t normally do “value” and shading with my comics, but I thought “meh, let’s try it👍”
Thank you @chessknight-to-quidditchking for giving me the idea to draw this :)
Sirius: I'm going to the store, do you want anything?
Regulus: All my enemies dead and out of my life.
Sirius: I have like 10 galleons.
“The next time I catch you Regulus, I’ll drag you to Azkaban and hand you in myself.”
Harry: Oh and Hermione started S.P.E.W
Sirius: She started spewing?
Hermione: No. S.P.E.W. It’s an organization that fights for house elf rights and makes sure they get treated fairly
Sirius (scoffing): Have you met house elves? Have you met my house elf? They’re annoying and nosy
Hermione (frowning): That’s not nice Sirius. They deserve to be treated equally. Maybe if you were a bit nicer to Kreacher, he’d be nicer to you
Sirius (remembering a black haired boy with bright gray eyes saying the exact same words to him at the exact same table 20 years ago): How much?
Hermione: Excuse me?
Sirius: How much do you need to get it started?
Hermione: I don’t need m-
Sirius (interrupting): I have money to spend and it’s for a good cause. It’ll be a monthly donation. Make it in the name of Reggie
Hermione: Uh okay? I’ll make the donation in Reggie’s name
Sirius (smiling and thinking of how much he hated to be called Reggie): Good. Thank you.
dobby: master has given dobby a flock!
dobby: dobby has geese!
trevor is the best character in harry potter. he is just a little toad, who is full of sin
harry: i'm gonna teach my first kid how to avoid being a protagonist so he has an easier life than me
[later]
harry: ALBUS was the protagonist? shit
Some new visitors in the house–
If Deku doesn’t wake up like that, I don’t want it.
… I lie, I want it, just, please, just–
- Two heroes loose on the hospital SERIES -
As someone who does not pay attention to lyrics in songs, I am always afraid someone who does pay attention is going to come along and see my music and be like “why are you listening to songs about kicking orphans and diverting funds from public libraries?” Like, I dunno! That’s news to me! The beat was fresh and the vibes were funky! I lose all knowledge of human language when the drum goes bop bop. I am as surprised and alarmed as you are.