Can Someone

i’d say my vibe is

kinda gay but not really

like when you know, it’s obvious

but i could also not be gay

y’know?

things i believe:

aliens exist

ghosts are real

demons walk the earth

witches live among

magic in general

an afterlife

jeff goldbloom is immortal

moth man

things i don’t believe:

creepy guys with ponytails who want to buy my mom things “just to be nice”

that the earth is square

pixies are tiny

cats can y’all to deer

if you could meet yourself from the future

do you think you’d kick your ass?

“You came to the wrong Minecraft server, bitch.”

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Your Narrator

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goth friends

if you don’t have a goth friend, that sucks

my best friend is goth and she’s really good at giving music recommendations and scaring away girls who can’t take a hint

and she’s really nice and she has her own little garden in her window and she named all her plants and idk if that’s a goth thing or just something she does

don’t you just hate

when your dads best friend in college is just a major cheese head from wisconsin and hits on your mom??

no?

just me? cool

five hours of sleep in two days let’s goooooooooo

to bed

Removing Ectoplasm

Sometimes, the stain stick doesn’t work and you’re stuck with a green glowing glob on your clothes, skin, hair, walls, furniture, etc.

What I’ve found WORKS:

Salt: on hard surfaces, just sprinkling over the ectoplasm works; clothes you should bathe in salt water, carpet sprinkle salt on and then do a steam clean

Baking soda (who knew?!): same as salt but slightly more in quantity

Peroxide: found this out by accident, but hydrogen peroxide is really good for stains on the skin

NASA created retro travel posters for different locations in our solar system in hopes of inspiring young people to imagine a future where common space travel is a possibility. 

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