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These two seem like the type to never read the "NO HIKING" warnings and then be all Pikachu-faced when shit like this happens.

Or maybe Staci hoped to outrun, and Jacob hoped to trip?

LOOK. AT. HIM.

Just a whole minute of the best boi being the best boi.

The ending is spooky, though. Someone is about to get their ass handed to them.

My Lord, My Liege

Is it just me, or does Staci look absolutely regal with this particular face texture?

🗣I repeat 🗣

I repeat-- Twink Jacob with a full head of hair

DOES. NOT. EXIST.

He can’t hurt you.

Predator poofs

floofs of doom? bloodthirsty boopers? the fluffsecutioners? Bark assassins?

Twink Jacob with a full head of hair doesn’t exist. He can’t hurt you.

Peggies that gay together stay together

You can put this on the opposite wall, thus forcing them into an endless finger-pointing competition purgatory.

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ☜(ﾟヮﾟ☜)

Update on my Jacob poster, I just woke up to pee at around 6:30 AM, and this scared me so bad. I was half asleep and partially convinced that I got Isekai'd into the worst possible universe in one of Jacob's outposts. I guess the art is a success at making it feel like a real propaganda drawing for me. Need him tho

He can still hear his voice...

In case any of you doubted this, here is an actual footage.

John Hunnam and Co.

Lo, a divine spirit descended upon me following this proclamation, and spake unto me, saying, 'Go forth and deliver'.

And I hearkened unto the call, and I delivered.

This particular illustration of John gives very strong sons of anarchy vibes.

In fact, can we pls have a movie adaptation where ALL the Seed brothers are played by Charlie Hunnam?

Bonus points if he also portrays Faith.

Edit: Okay, it seems there is an actual adaptation, and Charlie, in fact, plays all the siblings.

Three wise monkeys

Brought to you by the "Documentaries From Hell" series

To leave this purgatory, you must see no evil hear no evil speak no evil

only lil shits bring pepsi

Staci makes Jacob go check the creepy basement at 3am because ✌ ƃuᴉɥʇǝɯos pɹɐǝɥ ǝɥ✌

And Jacob always goes through a whole lot of trouble for nothin'

But that's okay, S̷̢̬̖̱͔͚͔͈͗͗̓͗̏̇̃̈̿̚t̸̮̮͎̫̓a̵̰͖̠̝̗͌̇̾͆̂͒̀̄̌̍̑̿̆̚͝ç̷̨̛͉̭͉̰̫̙̜͔̜̦̪̪̂͂͂̒͑̅͂͜į̸̜͙͔͕̭̲̝̃͗̽̓ ̷̖̩̯̹̩̰̲̖̗͗̋̅̈́̓̐̅̉͌̔̀͊̑̀̐͜k̷̢̧͔̺͔̦̖̈̀͒̉́̈́̒̉ň̵͓̦̝̫̜̊͒͜ǫ̸̢̫̦̞̲̺͎̝͙͇̥̥̲̓̀̀̀́͑͐͒̅̾͂̀͝͝w̸̤̖͉̞̼̲̳̯̒s̶̢͈̫̦̮͖̣͓̻̱͑̊̊̓͘͝ͅ ̶̢̧̛̱̯̤̝̳̭̗̖̜̟̇̓̾̾́̑͂̚̕͠b̴̧̲̬̠̜͙̟̱̭̘̭̦̿̋͗̍̇̄͋͌͘͜͝͠͠ȇ̷̲̼̝͊̈́͘͝ṱ̶̟̦̮͙͔̜̰̫̼̮͈̇̌̎͂́̓̚t̵̢̛̗̬͕́̂͋̒̕e̴̛̜͚̖̭̜̬̹͍̱̾̊̽̔͂̽͑͒̑͘r̵̨̡̛͕̭̬̦̞̻̺̟̙͍̾̎̃̎͛̓̾̑̐̍̏̋̊ͅ ̶̨̨̢͎̠͓̺͙͇͉͓̻͎̏̈̀͌́̓͑̈ͅṉ̷̢̠̥͕̩̞̗̃̐̾̐͋̃̐̆̎̃͋̽̚͘̕o̴̪͍̍̓̿̚ẅ̵̡̱́̃̒̄́̊̆

Imagine letting your partner become unavailable because of a random skunk

Staci is like n̸̯̲͍̮͉̙̰͙͕͙̪͉͎̤̑͒͆̏͒̅̔͋̚͠͠͠͠͠ó̴̢̟̥̖͓̱̻̥̦͙̿͌ ̵̛̞̫̰͇̠͕̲͓̻͓̳̩͂̂̂͗͑͌͒̈́̚o̴͎̭̪̘͉̫͈͋͋̈̌̎͗͒̑̏̃͂͒n̸̤̞̮͚͇̊̽́́͘e̸̢̲̼̥̯͔̤͚̪̞͒͂͒̿̚͝ ̷̧̢̙͈̬̱̤̟͎͖̦̹̲̘͛͌͆͂̓͌͛̎i̴̪̾̉̂̇͌̽̈́͗͘͜͝͝ś̵̡̢̢̢͔͓͕͍̘̳̫̻͜ͅ ̸̦͉̯̜̽̇ͅg̸̠̖̜̜̮̳̦̲̮̦̩̲͎̰̩̅́͒ơ̶̜̺͔̳̥̗̗̽̿͑͆̄̅͘̕ͅn̷̜͉͔̲̭̜̦̳̖̳̺̹̔͗̄͛̌͑̌͝͠ͅǹ̷̥̘̗̹̮̰̬̱͙̹̫̲̓̽̍̄̒̋͆́̕a̷̼͚̹͈̟͓̭̫͕̘̮̱͚͗̈̾͊͛ͅ ̷̳̭͛́̀͆͂̅̃͗́͛͠t̶̡̧̮̰̫̹̟̫͔̫̐͊̊͊̂̈̚ͅa̵̢̧̖̻̺̟̪̪͚͓̣̞̪͌̋̎̏͒̈́̕ͅķ̷̢̛̛͙̲͉̞̠̳͙̳̿͂̓̈́͗̈̕͠ȇ̶̡͎͉̙̹͔̩̟́̀͗̄͊̊̋̃͐̕͠ ̷̹̠͍̞̯̦͎̫͇̫̙̈́́̊̏̉̾̈̅̍̄͝J̵̭͓̼̬̾͂͐̑͊͝͠ą̶͚̩͚̤̙͕͇̍̈͑̾͑͒̋̏͝c̵̟̟̺̞͎͓̖̰̥͈͗ͅơ̶̬͍͔̏̍͗͐͑͑̀̓̑͗͝͠͠b̵̭̀́̓͒̌̆̍̂̇̂͝ ̴͈̩̙̈̊́̈̐̉̿͐̕͠f̴̡̫̣͎͙͐̓̄͆͌̉͋ŗ̴̖̞̭̣̦̺̝̮̖͔̬̝̓̉̑͜ͅŏ̴̝͇̦̗͚ḿ̵̡̮̩͎̂ ̶̘̞̹̞͖́̌́̐̋m̶̛̰̰͇͈̂͋̊̊͊̓͆̌̐̊̌̿ḛ̶̛͎̹̺̖̝̺͍̌̈͋̀͋̈́̚͝ ̷̱̟͓̾̀̈́̓͗̂̀͂̈́͛̕͝͠ḁ̷̧̘̫̱̗͖̯̭̘͓̆̂̿̓̈́̑̾͗͒̈́͜͜ģ̵͚͖̺̝̣̣̼̲̜̀̽͆͒̌͗̋̈́̕͝a̶̜̘̳̟̯͛͛͋̒͠͝͠i̶̝̪͓̠̟̦̔̽̔̆̓̎̃̐̓͒́͘͝ņ̵̢̼̟̘͓̝̮̖̋̾̈́̿̅́̓͂͗

Oops, I did it again I played with you Pratt, got lost in the game Oh baby, baby Oops, you think I'm in love That I'm sent from above I'm not that innocent

or Jacob being (〃￣ω￣〃)ゞ

I was thinking about this post the whole time while recording these.

Pratt is indeed blubblubblubing and has no intention of staying in those haunted waters, no sir

Puts you in deathroll (affectionately)

On second thought, I present to you the concept of the tyrannic TA and his unfortunate professor

Staci: Jacob, let's play hide and seed

I hide from your bullshit

you seed therapy

Father, into your hands I commend my spirit Father, into your hands Why have you forsaken me? In your eyes forsaken me In your thoughts forsaken me In your heart forsaken me, oh

When logic and rebellion Have all but gone astray And Jacob's wolves are circling And John's tattoos mark your way Remember what the Father said: "Help me Faith Help me Faith"

Keeping Up with the Seedians

So I was googling something and saw that the Russian localization of the game does not call the brothers:

Джейкоб (Jacob) Джозеф (Joseph) Джон (John)

but instead uses the Slavic biblical variations of the names

Иаков (Iakov) Иосиф (Iosif) Иоанн (Ioann)

And I realized that the same can be done in Armenian. Thus, I present to you the Seedian family:

Հակոբոս (Hakobos) Հովսեփ (Hovsep) Հովհաննես (Hovhannes)

Among these three, the biblical and modern forms are the same except for Hakobos vs Hakob

they give "the tyrannic professor and his unfortunate TA" energy in every universe

and I love them for that

let me catch your dreams

let me have your back

I can still hear his voice...

gay gay homosexual gay

hakob: it's nice to finally meet your colleagues, deputy bratt

bratt: you son of a…