Latest Posts by somepersonyan - Page 5

get outta here, pumpkin.

friendship with jacob has ended, now jacob is my best friend.

what if… we touched heads in a doomsday cult?

Hahah, jus kidding…

Unless

when the shit your homie says is so unhinged you have to double take

What are you looking at? Helicopter. Hell yeah. What are you looking at? Helicopter. Hell yeah.

mansplain (staci) manipulate (jacob) malewife (both?!)

Who's a good gay? Yes you are! Yes you are!

Jacob: "Cull the flowers ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚."

Staci: "okay grandpa let's get you to Eden"

like what you see, Hakob?

the uncontrollable jacobian urge to hug a smol pratt

two bros chillin’ at a hot spring 1.5 feet apart

am i interrupting something here?

a man is dreaming

my partner and I saw you from across the bar, and we really hate your vibe. start. running.

this has some strong Timon and Pumbaa vibe to it

Only you

Staci: *looks at everyone around*

Jacob: 1, 2, eyes on the target (pratt)