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Sanji *Has a dream about Zoro*

Gets up and walks to Zoro

Kicks him is the face

Zoro: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT FOR SHIT COOK!?

Sanji: STAY THE HELL OUTTA MY DREAMS BASTARD!!

Zoro: ......

Sanji: ......

Zoro: That's kinda Ga-

*insert fried marimo here*

I like to think that after Luffy's gear 5 transformation his hair is now super duper soft! It causes a heated argument between Zoro and Sanji about if it was always that soft.

Zoro: IT'S ALWAYS BEEN SOFT SHIT COOK ARE YOU STUPID?

Sanji: DON'T YOU CALL ME STUPID YOU LOST MARIMO! HAS YOUR DIRECTION GOTTEN SO BAD THAT IT'S EFFECTED YOUR MEMORIES??

Nami: why the fuck do you guys know 💀

Law trying to be a normal human being

Luffy: I'm about to end this man's whole career 😈

Whoo hoo! New introduction!! Yippie 🗣️

So, as you all know I've decided to leave the One piece fandom due to not having interest anymore. But that doesn't mean I don't still love it! Just I won't post as much about it.

But now The Amazing Digital Circus has finally come out, I'm at a new stage of motivation!! So I'll finally be opening requests for oneshot fics!

I'll link my Ao3 when I figure out how.

So, thanks for listening 😁

Enjoy my shitposts dudes, all follows are appreciated.

Peace out✌(◕‿-)✌

Law taking out someones heart and making the mistake of leaving it in Luffy grabbing distance

Luffy: Oh sweet! Snack 😀

That man was okay dw 👍

(He wasn't)

People trying to push their opinionz on me be like.

Yeah muscles are so hot.

Eh, to you i guess

What do you mean I guess? They ARE you're just wrong, you haven't seen REAL muscles

Like......Stfu! Keep your vacuum sealed men to yourse-

I meant on women

AWOOGA 😍

An AU where, slowly, one by one, the crew dies from an illness. Last to go is Luffy and Brook. Since Brook is a skeleton he doesn't get affected and since Luffy was the strongest he survived till the last second. His final words to Brook would be the last thing he wants to hear.

"I'm sorry..... that you'll be alone again, but we'll see eachother one day Brook, so please....keep living"

And Brook just replies with a sad "Yohoho but I'm already dead..."

Luffys eyes close and the tales of the Pirate King are told throughout the land by an old boney fellow with a strawhat.

Anyway goodnight :D

The strawhats invite Sabo for tea.

Sanji: wait wait wait. So you're telling me, that polite young man over there is insane?? I don't belive you.

Luffy: Oh but Sanji he is! He was even weirder than me and Ace combined!!

Robin: I'll have to agree with Cook-San here it doesn't seem likely,could you perhaps give us an example captain?

Luffy: oh!? Yeah sure !

He turned around to where Sabo was cleaning the table

Luffy: Yo! Sabo, what did you say your favourite sound was again?

Sabo: Again? Isn't this like .....the 4th time you've asked that Luf?

Luffy: it's not my fault I forget!

Sabo: yeah yeah, well, I Like the sound people's skulls make when they crack between my fingers. It makes a satisfying crunch and the blood drips down so fast :D

Luffy: See

Probably Everyone: What the fu-?

I feel like Luffy would either be the most asexual bitch in the world or an absolute whore........

Huh? What do you mean? No it's not midnight! YES I HAVE SLEPT FOR THE PAST 3 DAYS STFU

Undiagnosed Me: i have some of the weirdest friends man

Me After diagnosis: Lmao nvm we're just all Autistic 👌

Okay Okay hear me out JUST HEAR ME OUT

Trans Ace 👉👈

Had a thought, Croco is a big man so he has big sneezes right? SO IMAGINE

The crocodile fight but when they are battling Croco sneezes and his sand head explodes. It takes a second for him to reassemble it and Luffy is just giggling like a mad man for the rest of the fight.

Sanji: You know Luffy your brother is really nice.

Luffy: yeah I know! He used to be a lot more grumpy.

Sanji: yeah, he's really handsome to.

Luffy: yeah I guess?

Sanji: and god he's fit

Luffy: uh, well I um

Sanji: is he single?

Luffy: HAHAHA you're funny!

Sanji: .....

Luffy:.....

Sanji: Luffy I wanna fuck your brother

Luffy: get away from me

I wonder if Luffy would be a good slingshot.....

Sabo stareing at Luffy and Ace realising his hair and eyes are different from them

Sabo: *GASPS* IM ADOPTED!?

Luffy: But Sabo were al-

Ace: no no, let's see how long it takes him to realise.

(P.S it took 3 days)

STRAWHAT HEAD-CANONS

(Pre-Timeskip) (Fluff 😊)

Luffy's interactions with the crew at Bath Time!

Zoro: When these two smelly bastards finally take a bath together they will put off washing as long as possible. Luffy likes having water fights, splashing Zoro, pushing him over or even throwing soap towards the other. This usually results in them not having washed properly and Nami will tell them to do it again.

Sanji: When Sanji has had enough of Luffy stinking up the kitchen he will force Luffy to take a bath. Obviously, Luffy says it's unfair so they compromise and Sanji has one with him. Luffy likes to sit infront of Sanji and let him wash his hair, he always ends up humming happily or softly swaying with Sanjis hands. The truth is it reminds him of how Sabo used to wash his hair and so he actually enjoys the baths with Sanji. He'd never say it though!!

Usopp: When Usopp and Luffy bathe together it usally ends up with Ussop carrying Luffy out after he'd almost drowned himself trying to do stupid tricks. Usopp will towel dry Luffy's hair and then brush it. Luffy definitely dresses himself though 🤭 he's not a little kid anymore! Luffy insists he can dry his own hair but this triggers Usopp into giving a long 30 minute speech about how he'll rush it and it will be damp so he'll catch a cold. Mama Usopp will allow no such thing!!

Nami: Nami usally wouldn't bathe with Luffy, obviously because of their different genders. despite this, on the odd occasion Luffy is in the bath and Robin is currently occupying the shower, she will take a bath anyway. Nami, over the time spent with the crew realises her captains honest innocence and doesn't mind it. Luffy will usally scoot a little closer and start info dumping about a wide variety of things. Nami acts annoyed but secretly thinks it's adorable. Like her own personal little brother who loves to chat about bugs and his new friends.

Robin: When Robin finds herself in the same situation as Nami, The bath being occupied by her crewmates and Nami in the shower, she'll usally just wait for her to finish but, if she finds either Chopper or Luffy taking a bath she doesn't mind joining them. Robin will use her Devil Fruit to make arms appear and wash Luffy's hair, simular to Sanji, sometimes Luffy will ask Robin about things because he says she's really smart. He'll listen to Robin talk about archeology to. He doesn't understand most of it and Robin knows this but she finds it cute when he looks at her with admiration and wonder after she says something about finding sunken ships or times she'd discovered piles of dead bodies hidden in barrels inside a abandoned Palace. Luffy will usually sit next to Robin at dinner and ask about more stories.

Chopper: When Chopper and Luffy bathe together Luffy is unusually soft and kind. Luffy will sit down and wash Chopper's head/fur and will listen to Chopper talking about medicine, how Zoro is so stubborn when it comes to healing as well as his favourite candy's (Luffy swears it changes every time they vist a new island) they will spend alot of time in there until Sanji calls them for dinner.

Hope you liked this Fluffy thing

Sanji: Ussop, can I be frank with you?

Usopp: Of course! but I dunno how changing your name is gonna help?

Luffy: Can I still be Luffy?

Chopper: Shh! Luffy let Frank speak!

Franky: There can only be one Frank here!!

Sanji: .......

Playing this game, decided to make Sanji and Zoro the people and LOOK!!!

HELP ITS TO CUTE I'VE SCREWED MYSELF

Ooh ho ho Disco Daddy? HELL YEAH!!

i got gay daddy too 😂

Reasons to learn Japanese

It's always good to be bilingual

Knowing a different language can give you confidence

You can go to Japan and speak to people without being so nervous

You can read Lawlu and Zosan yaoi

You can show off infront of your friends

You have alternative languages to write for top secret stuff! (gay porn)

And of course the most important, you can understand anime!

What if when the crew gets angry or upset and frustrated they just .....

Beat the shit outta Luffy?

Hear me out!

He's rubber right? And he's the most annoying so if the crew is stressed he just, like, Goes up to them and says "you can hit me if you want" because if it don't hurt him he wouldn't mind.

And one day law just sees the crew just kicking the shit outta Luffy then they say thanks and walk off and Law is just like

What the actual FUCK did I get myself into ?

Surely you've all seen the Everyone is dead AU on twitter right?

So, here's my go at a sad ending

Imagine this

Sanji leans on the rail of the ship. Crashing waves in the distance help keep him calm yet when he hears the footsteps of a certain marimo his nerves spike once again.

"It's a calm sea today huh Cook?"

There's no teasing to his soft voice so he chose to respond with a matching tone.

"If I were to go, being embraced by the sea would be my choice"

Sanji didn't look as Zoro walked beside him, his hand lifting and falling upon his own while he stared at the sea.

"Wouldn't it be better to fall into my embrace instead?"

The question makes Sanji sigh shakily but he smiles as he turns his head.

Zoro is looking at him, a look that says sorry and he can't stand it.

"You should show me, hopeless lost swordsman"

A sad smile paves its way onto Sanjis face at the attempt to sooth the nerves inside himself.

Zoro takes his hand and they both stand on the rail, the sea calm and steady as if their blood wasn't boiling. As if the air around wasn't thick enough already, a fog began to arise in his mind.

"You're a coward shitty cook" was what he said but he smiled as he did.

"As if you're any better Marimo......last one to close their eyes loses."

A smirk appears on the sword man's face and he grips his cooks hand tighter.

"You're on"

The only thing left is the splash of two bodies and a strawhat left on the deck.

Surely, its okay to be a coward if what you're scared of is loneliness.

(Hehe sorry this is shit :'] I tried)

Sanji: Marimo, would you love me if I were a worm?

Zoro: .....You're human?

Sanji: .....

Zoro: .....

*LOUD FIGHTING NOISES*

Luffy: Yo! Usopp! I didn't know you installed a pool below deck!

Usopp: what? I did no such thing?

Luffy: ......

Usopp: ......

Luffy: Usopp the ships sinking

Usopp: I KNOW

Nami: Tch you're so stupid! read a book would ya?

Luffy currently eating a book infront of her: huh?

Nami: .........

Trying out a new style, I like it!

Hehe

*Stawhats walk into a small village*

*everyone runs away*

Chopper: why are they running away?

Nami: it's because we're pira-

Luffy: They are all afraid of my autistic swag

Nami: .....

Usopp: .....

Zoro: .....

Sanji: .....

Franky: .....

Robin: .....

Brook: .....

Jimbei: .....

Chopper: makes sense

Usopp's Mother: Knock Knock

Usopp: Who's there?

Usopp's Mother: not your farther

Usopp:

Antagonist: Trying to face me!? you don't have the balls!!!

Luffy: ..... *Frantically runs away and jumps into Franky's arms*

Luffy: FRANKY THEY TOOK MY BALLS!!!!!!

Frank'y: an unforgivable sin >:[

Nami: wtf