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No fucking way, I actually made the list let’s fucking go!
I was literally thinking of making a joke post that would go something like “Hey do you guys think my four posts about Lily qualify me for the list?”, I say joke post cause I’m not so self obsessed as to think my posts were enough to put me on Lily or her fans radar. Guess I should’ve had a higher opinion of myself.
Now I can take joy in the fact that my posts have irritated a small group of annoying people, and quite possibly Lily herself assuming she does stalk the tags or has seen the list.
Lily you only have two videos that are approaching 9 million views, AND THEY’RE BOTH FROM SIX YEARS AGO!
That’s not a brag Lily, especially considering no video you’ve made since then have even come close to those kind of numbers. Your videos routinely tap out at 40K or 50K, occasionally you’ll get lucky and have a video crack a 100K. Contrast this with Joon, who’s videos are either approaching a million views or are at a million views.
Like Lily, the video about Star Wars you released the day before Joon’s video about you dropped is currently stuck at 18K. His video is currently at 489K, it ratioed you in just 5 hours of it’s release. I’m sorry Lily you can’t play the numbers game with Joon, cause you objectively will lose.
And bullshit you didn’t have to leech off better creators to get those views, because you absolutely fucking did. That’s what I’d call two videos where you capitalized on the wave of negative and often outright reactionary discourse surrounding those two shows especially SU. Unless your trying to say your better than the creators of SU or LOK, cause if so I believe the appropriate response is a hearty Lol a Lmao even.
P.S. Also Lily please, pick a fucking lane with the SU video already. Either commit to bragging about all the views it got and how successful it was or don’t. Because you can’t brag about it and then get offended anytime someone suggests it might’ve influenced the wider perception of the show.
If I had nickel for every time a Canadian creep dipshit brought up Epstein in their denial, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
Ok, I have a very earnest question for Lily and her diehard fans.
What part of the Writing Tips thread was a joke?
In the event you respond to this question with a frustrated “Why does no one believe it was a joke??”, allow me to answer that question ahead of time. It’s because all the Tips just so happen to be opinions and beliefs Lily expresses to this day, like enemies to lovers is abusive, heroes should just kill the bad guys, slice of life is better than action, anime bad, Zuko doesn’t have a redemption arc, storyboard artists can’t write ever, and etc etc.
To be fair the thread is funny, just not in any way that’s intentional. The way that most of the Tips are just the most blatant examples of vague posting you’ve ever seen is hilarious, the tips that make Lily look like a hypocrite and are deeply ironic are also pretty funny.
Now if any Lily fans are still reading this I’m gonna give you a little bit of homework, look up the term “Schrodinger’s Douchebag”.
One of the strangest parts in Lily’s video about the allegations is how she ends a screaming rant about how unfair it is no one believes her denials, with an “And that’s why treat my fans like shit when they have the audacity to recommend me things!”.
This post has has the same vibe as that, posting a rant about how your critics definitely dehumanize you the same way you do just with serious accusations instead of being called an It. Then ending that rant with not with the serious stuff, but with the running sock puppets accusations? Odd. Like running sock puppets and being a groomer, are not equally serious accusations.
And Lily knows that, but it still really really bugs the shit out of her anyways. Because it’s true, just like how she does treat her fans like garbage it’s true she uses sock puppets (she uses at least one). but she can’t just deny it outright, she needs to slip in the denial/excuse at the end of the serious stuff/trauma dumping so you dear reader are more willing to buy it. But the problem with this strategy is simple, it’s super jarring cause it doesn’t fit the situation and it ends up having the opposite effect to anyone who isn’t one of her diehards.
P.S. Just so it doesn’t have to go unsaid, Lily would absolutely yelling everyone’s ear off if Ant, Crim, or Sai called her an “It”.
Lily writes works about totally platonic siblings where characters outside of the sibling pair give them side eye thinking that they are fucking. She can’t help but mention incest every time, like I have read countless books where siblings existed and somehow they managed to not even bring it up even as a hypothetical. Lily lives in an imaginary world where people are super worried about incest when in reality no one thinks of it very much, that’s weird.
Because she writes siblings to be fetishized, like those harem anime where the protagonist little sister have a crush on her brother and everyone like "haha, you're not in love with your brother right? Haha, that's weird"
She wants to call attention to that. Sai Scribbles actually have a theory that Lily does that on purpose as a way to test the grounds and see if her audience aprove of her behaviour, but she also doesn't want to actually admit to like incest to avoid criticism because Lily likes to have the moral highground of every conversation
I think another reason Lily does that is to project her personal fantasies about her sister Courtney, especially because almost every character she writes is basically just herself and the sister/romantic pair is suppose to be this idealized versions of Courtney that Lily have on her head (super submissive little blob, that needs her aid and protection against any threat) emenshment is almost a fantasy for her, because Lily just likes to be needed and admired by everything and everyone
Oh! You want 50 simpathetic villains? Fuck it! I'll give you 60!
1. Darth Vader (Star Wars)
2. Petey the Cat (Dogman)
3. King Dedede (Kirby)
4. Pain (Naruto)
5. Konan (Naruto)
6. Madara (Naruto)
7. Choso (Jujutsu Kaizen)
8. Toji Fushiguro (Jujutsu Kaizen)
9. Suguru Geto (Jujutsu Kaizen)
10. Ice King (Adventure Time)
11. Magneto (X-Men)
12. Wile E. Coyote (Looney Tunes)
13. N (pokémon)
14. Guzma (Pokémon)
15. Taranza (Kirby)
16. Harry Osborn (Spiderman)
17. Mr. Freeze (Batman Animated Series)
18. Baby Doll (Batman Animated Series)
19. Calendar Girl (Batman Animated Series)
20. Joker (Joker 2019)
21. Harley Queen (DC)
22. Clay Puppington (Moral Orel)
23. Loki (Marvel)
24. Bucky Barnes (Captain America)
25. Spinel (Steven Universe)
26. Candyman (Candyman)
27. Jason Vorhees (Friday the 13th)
28. Doey the Doughman (Poppy Playtime)
29. Killmonger (Black Panther)
30. Doctor Octopus (Spiderman)
31. Severus Snape (Harry Potter)
32. Draco Malfoy (Harry Potter)
33. Frankenstein monster (Frankenstein)
34. Red (Us)
35. Carrie (Carrie)
36. Cujo (Cujo)
37. Pamela Vorhees (Friday the 13th)
38. Bowser Jr. (Super Mario)
39. Shere Khan (Book of the Jungle)
40. Darth Maul (Star Wars)
41. Lusamine (Pokemon)
42. Catnap (Poppy Playtime)
43. Dogday (Poppy Playtime)
44. Mommy Long Legs (Poppy Playtime)
45. Nightmare Moon/Luna (My Little Pony)
46. Bojack Horseman (Bojack Horseman)
47. Beatrice Horseman (Bojack Horseman)
48. Jennifer Check (Jennifer's Body)
49. Bartholomew Kuma (One Piece)
50. Tai Lung (Kung Fu Panda)
51. Charlotte Katakuri (One Piece)
52. Dr. Phosphorus (Creature Commando
53. Trilla Suduri (Star Wars)
54. Starro (Suicide Squad)
55. Polyphemus (Epic/ Odyssey)
56. Cragger (Legends of Chima)
57. The Collector (The Owl House)
58. Azula (Avatar)
59. Sindel (Mortal Kombat)
60. Lord Garmadon (Ninjago)
It's so funny how Lily's regularly rants about how she loves vanilla slice of life and that's why this is the only thing she writes, when her most famous fanfic is about a Intersex person acting like a predator because of her "condition" while engaging in adultery and fucking children, and don't forget that this Fanfic also contains: abusive relationships portrayed in a positive light, suicide, incest, victims of abuse portrayed in a bad light, rape, cheating, grooming and transphobia.
And let's not forget about her pokephilia fanfic where a guy fucks what is basically his pet and the multiple zoophilia fanart she has supposedly comissioned
Lily you literally wrote a fanfic where a guy fucks his Gardevoir AND multiple fanfics with incest and pedophilia
You might have forgot Stockholm but WE DIDN'T!
Dude i just watched a Lily Orchard video and oh christ! Watching these for a few minutes gives you brainrot.
How the hell does someone look at the Pearl and Garnet arc about Pearl lying to her and instantly thinks "rape"? How many braincells do you have? I watched that as a child and understood what that was suppose to be about, how does a grown woman doesn't?
And oh god her takes on My Little Pony are the worst! How the hell you watch a cutesy little episode about two ponies falling in love and marrying despite their families disaproval and all you can think about is "heteronormativity"? And how the f an episode about parent death is grimdark? Parent death is like, one of the most discussed heavy topic by animation, freaking Disney movies have those, why is it weird for Mlp to talk about it?
The thing about Applejack's parents that made people love them so much is because they are a realistic depiction of a healthy couple, they support each other, love each other and share their interests with each other, but many people might not think they are realistic because most people never had a healthy relationship before. And yeah, i don't blame them especially because we are constantly being fed up those awful romance movies and relationships in media where the couple does nothing but fight all the time, but the reality is much different than that, being in a relationship with someone is not some constant fighting or discussion, is calming and relaxing, is like having a best friend that is there to support and love you unconditionally and i guess Lily never had any kind of healthy relationship for thinking that Pear Butter leaving her family and getting with Bright Mac while he doesn't have to do the same is toxic.
No is not, Bright Mac never made her choose between him and her family, that was her dad, just because Bright Mac didn't lost something for their relationship it doesn't mean is instantly toxic and it doesn't mean he wasn't willing to do as well, how dense you gotta be to think that? Not everything have to be cynical or overly realistic, sometimes things are just adorable and cute for the sake of it.
I swear, Lily is one of those people that makes everything edgy and cynical for the sake of it and it shows.
Oh oh that's me they're talking about :)
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@spiderandmosquito
Yeah, i think I saw it and forgot to say it, thanks for bringing it up though. It makes me wonder what else ive forgot to bring up.
Once again, Lllliiiiliannn… the reason why we call it incest is because you insist that sibling enmeshment can be healthy, and positive, when anyone with any brand of search engine can learn that that is a lie. Why lie about a word's definition, Lily? Why try to tell people a relationship with no clear boundaries can work, Lily?
Lily won't stop doing weird incest art.
Can drama affect critisism (RWBY)
Matt Braly and Rebecca Sugar are making a movie together?!?!! (Source)
