Latest Posts by davidbowieshouldbealive - Page 2

I was bored at work yesterday and i literally just thought about how cool it would be if jily was called sunflower, its like tumblr reads my mind

Petition to now only refer to Jily as SunFlower because that’s way more catchy

@13personalities @short-insomniacs07 @bluebooks1 @uh-oh-no @my-castles-crumbling

@blurstardust @pianoandcookiedoughlover @ll-until-the-very-end-ll @https-enem @themortalityofundyingstars

@anything-for-my-moony-1971 @vintagetee13

(You don’t have to like Jily to support my petition)

I thought i was gonna be single forever bc no one would be able to match my freak

Now my boyfriend kisses my hand every single day because i explained what that means in crimson rivers.

NEVER LOSE HOPE

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*Sirius and Remus coddling in bed together*

Remus: pads, i need to use the bathroom

Sirius: hmm no

Remus: ???

Sirius: see, heres the thing, the potter's house have the same rule with me that people have with kitty cats

Sirius: once i lay down on you or chose to hug you, you cant get up until i get up

Remus: I'll pee right here on your bed

Sirius, letting go immediately: bathroom's the last door down the hall

Being in the marauders fandom is so crazy to me bc i wanna talk about it but i cant do that whenever i want.

Like one of those "say a quote from your fav character and ill guess who It is" except i cant actually do that bc i would have to comment something like "you're hesitating, love"

There is a LIFE in my HEAD and I cannot LIVE IT. rage and haged.

there is an IMAGE in my HEAD and i cannot DRAW IT. hatred and rage.

I still wanna do it tbh, i just havent got the time with work and all, but I'll write it!

So, if i hypothetically were to write a jegulus au fanfic (with wolfstar and dorlene background obviously) where Regulus goes to the cemetery every afternoon/night to be alone and one day, he sees a spirit (James), they start talking and Regulus grows fond of him because even if hes dead, hes one of the only friends he has, would y'all read it?

I KNOE BABE IM SORRY, I JUST LIKE SHARING ANGST SO I DONT SUFFER ALONE

Evan got to spend the rest of his live with Barty, but Barty never got to have the same thing, he died alone.

If it helps, i also love him

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Thats fair, you two are literally made for each other in every way possible, no way someone could try to replace any of you

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Be proud, dude, i wish i was more like you tbh

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Best way to describe it tbh, thanks Lilly

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Hell yea, you are

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

It means that you are so unbelievably hot that if i looked like you, i would wanna hook up with myself

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

No idea lils, i havent even figured out whos that

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Coming from you? Not at all

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Sorry Barty HAHAHAHSHAHSGHAHS he is literally you, im sure he would cuss SO MUCH if descendants wasnt a kids movie

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*all of them trying to get to the movie theater while being high as a kite*

James: okay guys, enough fucking around, we are late as shit

Remus: yea, lets walk faster!

*sirius passes by, sprinting like his life depends on it*

Remus: NOT LIKE THAT, YOU IDIOT!

Was it casual when "was i scary?" "No, you were beautiful"

Are you talking abt barty or abt me? Cuz DAMN

Guys but like hear me out, what if Barty was traumatised in the intimate department, so he feels the need to oversexualise himself with his partners while actually not enjoying being so sexual, but instead treated so badly and almost like a sex doll by his partners who take advantage of that oversexualisation. But then him and Evan start dating and Evan sees right through this bullshit and when Barty starts dropping innuendoes etc, he just takes him in his arms and hugs him, saying that they don't have to do it if Barty doesn't want to, that this is not why he dates him and that intimacy is something to be enjoyed, and Barty just starts crying right there and then, and after actually enjoys intimacy for the first time in his life

YES!! YES YES YWS THEY ARE SO BARTY AND DORCAS IM GONNA DIE

@xxcassiexx we’re so famous the Pinterest people are making posts about us

Incorrect marauders quotes - p4

James: Today Regulus has finally told me he loves me. I have done something great. Barty: Fucked up a perfectly good wizard is what you did. Look at it. It has feelings.

Sometimes tumblr feels like my frigde to me, i know there's nothing new and i already checked like 3 times but i open and reopen all the time

You, me and @im-a-not-so-sirius-star will have the exact same poster, we are practically sibilings already!

reblog with random things i should put pictures of on my bedroom wall (that my parents can see)

PLSSS reblog this with a picture if you actually do it

reblog with random things i should put pictures of on my bedroom wall (that my parents can see)

I just printed this to put on my door, do the same and we will be samesies (ik i dont even know you but still)

reblog with random things i should put pictures of on my bedroom wall (that my parents can see)

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*sirius, working as a cashier*

Sirius: GOD i hate working

Sirius: do you guys know how hard it is to be kind even when im dealing with an asshole?

Sirius: plus, I ALWAYS SOUND SO MATURE

Sirius: "Good morning sir! Your total will be 14,50$"

Sirius: I AM NOT A RESPONSIBLE ADULT, IM A IRRESPONSIBLE WEIRD TEENAGER THAT SMOKES AND LIKES TO CLIMB TREES FOR FUN!!!

James: dont worry, pads

James: it'll only get worse

Sirius: *silent screaming and planning murder*

Too much inspiration/ideas to write, not enough time to write anything

So, if i hypothetically were to write a jegulus au fanfic (with wolfstar and dorlene background obviously) where Regulus goes to the cemetery every afternoon/night to be alone and one day, he sees a spirit (James), they start talking and Regulus grows fond of him because even if hes dead, hes one of the only friends he has, would y'all read it?

Evan got to spend the rest of his live with Barty, but Barty never got to have the same thing, he died alone.