davidbowieshouldbealive

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Thanks for tagging me!! <3

1. A cat so I could play with my baby in cat form, imagine being able to play with ur cat as a cat yourself? Pretty cool

2. Usually I go for the same pair of jeans, my bowie shirt and a cap 🧢 (I dress like a middle age divorced dad)

3. Maybe a vampire but idk, when I was a kid I wanted to be a mermaid but im terrified of the water, so it wouldn't really work

4. I dont have one I think, I actually have been struggling with finding my style again while being a broke trans guy with no way to buy new things ksjdkjsjwjs

5. I dont really drink milk ig

6. Cereal, but I dont really eat Cereal either lol

7. Ik this is overused and everyone says that but syringe with air in between their toes, the air will go up to their heart through their vains and it'll give them a heart attack if done correctly

Tags: @hauntedlacrimosa @forensic-b1tch-aiden @my-castles-crumbling @daddysclownboy

yk what I'll also do this get to know your mutuals cuz I thought bout it for a bit and I think I have to or I'll explode

get to know your mutuals♡

if you could be any animal which one would you choose to be? (can be fictional) (and you can explain why if you want to)

what would you choose when you're in a hurry and have nothing to wear?

are you a witch, vampire, fairy, dryad, siren or a mermaid and why do you think so?

what is your style?

regular milk or plant based milk?

which one do you put first milk or cereal?

fav way to kill someone? (idgaf if you never thought of it now you have to think of something and make it at least a bit cool I'm begging)

and I'll go first cuz I can

girl I wrote kinda a lot in these answers but I just had to brag about my fav way of killing people🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ and okay maybe it's kinda stupid that I'm also doing this game even tho I made it for others but who cares?

I can't choose but either a phoenix or a wolf cuz the allegory of both of these animals absolutely stole my heart

anything in my wardrobe that looks good (and it's almost always not adequate for the cold weather, I literally can wear a mini skirt when it's like 2°C outside and there are times when I am wearing a mini skirt and a crop top when it is 0°C and even when it was -3°C I don't care)

something in between vampire and a dryad cuz I feel like I would be a good vampire I don't know how to describe it but I just know and that's it and also a dryad cuz when I think of them they give me rather a messy and chaotic vibe which is def how I act and overall express myself so I'd say that I'm sometimes both sometimes one and sometimes the other

I'm goth so my style is overall gothic and / or cunty

regular but only 1,5% fat

CEREAL

sooo this is my fav way, first - pepper spray in the face so they can't see and therefore they can't run away, second - start scratching their legs with a pocket knife as hard as possible and try to find an aorta and cut there (making it even harder to run away), third - stick the same knife into all of their fingers (why not), fourth - knock out their teeth with a knuckle duster and finally - when they open their mouth trying to catch a breath from the blood and saliva running into their throat pour fluoroantimonic acid into their mouth and it's done! and I'll add that fluoroantimonic acid is called the most corrosive acid in the world ans if it touches the skin it causes huge damage and if poured into someones throat it'll burn the insides and kill. I think I'm really creative cuz I came up with this when I was writing one of my books and now I'm obsessed

tags: @n1eprzytomnadesperacja @niketas-s @r4tkisses @dawkacynizmu @gothicm0rph @slowacki006

and with question 7 rn I'm mostly thinking about one bbg ( @dawkacynizmu I'm looking at you ) cuz a bit after I came up with this question I thought that you might have an interesting answer

HEAVY on brazilian james btw

I kinda wanna do this now

reminder that these are my hcs and I’m not saying that you have to agree

french black brothers, french-greek rosier twins, ugandan-english mary, brazilian-english james, irish lily and peter, welsh-jewish remus, australian marlene, south sudanese dorcas, italian-russian barty, czech sybill, columbian-english benji, filipino-australian emmeline, norweigian xenophilius, greek-english alice, scottish frank, ukrainian severus, irish dolores, kiwi-english gilderoy

Does anyone else think polites from epic is UNDENIABLY James Potter coded? No? Just me? OK

...I say as they drag me to the asylum

Evan got to spend the rest of his live with Barty, but Barty never got to have the same thing, he died alone.

Dean and Sam from supernatural are like the black Brothers except Regulus is the one who got away and left Sirius behind this time and idk how i don't see more people talking about it.

They are literally Regulus and Sirius with some things slightly changed, like Dean (Sirius) having the need for approval and blind obedience instead, or Sam (Regulus) being the one who wants to get out, who questions the orders and eventually finds his way out.

But a thing that doesn't change is how the older brother sacrifices his childhood so the little brother can have one, and the way they would die for each other but still fight like little kids, the way is so clear that the only family they can really trust is each other, that never changes, "always his little brother" in every universe.

As a Brazilian person who lives in Brazil I felt like it was my duty to put this on my wall, now I just need the green and red window shutters (I desperately need a job and a life)

Still devastated but at least Marlene and Dorcas got to get married and live the happily ever after that was stolen from them in Crimson Rivers

I'm never reading an mcd fic again.

Sometimes when im sad i like to dress up in a cool aesthetic outfit and chainsmoke listening to 70/80/90s rock music while i stare at a wall and pretend im sirius black, and if you havent tried that, i sugest you do.

The fact that this was a real conversation i had with my bf BEFORE we even thought about getting together makes me so happy sometimes

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

*Sirius and Remus coddling in bed together*

Remus: pads, i need to use the bathroom

Sirius: hmm no

Remus: ???

Sirius: see, heres the thing, the potter's house have the same rule with me that people have with kitty cats

Sirius: once i lay down on you or chose to hug you, you cant get up until i get up

Remus: I'll pee right here on your bed

Sirius, letting go immediately: bathroom's the last door down the hall

big fan of being cared about

hey man i was digging through your closet and found a picture of the kid you used to be. yeah the one who loved others like it was the air they breathed. do you miss them? do you want the evidence to show others of the person you used to be? to prove you werent always like this?

Sirius: I’m going to solve all my problems.

Remus: How?

Sirius: By ignoring them.

Remus: That’s... not a solution.

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes

Remus after hearing a song in public: oh nice, i know how to play this in the acoustic guitar

Sirius: i wouldn't know, you never played for me

Remus: ?? Yes i did, that day at my parents house

Sirius: sure but you never serenaded me, you never went outside my window at night and played a beautiful song just for me

Remus: ...we live together, we share a room

Sirius: and would it hurt to go outside and pretend we dont??

Bet

support trans people.

Im tired of pretending that im over crimson rivers, its been a couple months since i finished and i still think about it daily

Is it even humanly possible to get 1.billion notes?

Errrrm

Could I have some help to find out maybe?~

Pls

@stormingchaos12 @mrchaosman @moonmoth-art @clowny-rolls @fandomhasrottedme @lobotomize-d @100percentevil @sillyjesters

@anyoneelsewhogonnahelpmethx

Like, spam the comment area, reblog, etc, do whatever but let's try to make it to one billion 🎱 for no reason

NO BC AFTER I READ "no one ever thinks to look up until there's a sound" MY LIFE HASN'T BEEN THE SAME

Evan. Evan no. EVAN. SARCASTIC TREE BOY. NO.

Tonight i had a dream that some bitch burned my boyfriend with a cigarette but i couldnt beat her ass because she was way to strong and her whole family wanted to beat MY ass, so i went to BARTY and JAMES for help, the very first thing Barty asked me when i said i needed help was "who are we killing?" and honestly it was the best dream ive ever had

Peter "i am a secret serial killer and i will kill people EVEN if they are nice to me just because" Pettigrew

James "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is having a bad day" Potter

Sirius "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is a secret serial killer and will murder you just because" Black

Regulus "i am a secret serial killer and i will kill people that arent nice to me just because" Black

James "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is having a bad day" Potter

Sirius "be nice to everyone because you never know when someone is a secret serial killer and will murder you just because" Black

Regulus "i am a secret serial killer and i will kill people that arent nice to me just because" Black

Being with someone who likes me is so weird because like… you like me? Why? You're sure you didn't fall on your head and get a concussion? Sit down, let me check your temperature. You must be getting sick.

Im literally thinking abt eating pasta rn and this appears on my timeline, god i love it when tumblr just reads my mind randomly

(Im very grateful about pasta too)

I'm honestly so grateful that humans invented pasta

Have you ever thought "I wanna go home" even though you were in your own room, or are you normal

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes.

*jegulus laying on their bed, ready to sleep*

James, half asleep: hi beautiful, do you come here a lot?

Regulus: i live here, darling

James: me too! What a coincidence!!

I totally understand you dude, i took a loooong time to choose mine, i just happened to be listening to a Bowie's song at the moment and it just came to me (HE SHOULD BE ALIVE, THE WORLD NEEDS BOWIE)

And ofc i like u, you seem to be a very chill person and i really like that, you seem very moce too!

I like ur username (thats it, i dont really have much to ask but you seem to be a really cool person)

Hiiii ^_^

I'm glad you like my username, it is a product of my frustration when I literally couldn't come up with anything, because I have no sense of identity.

I like your username too, and I agree, David Bowie SHOULD be alive.

I'm glad you like me hehe :3

Amen buddy, fuck you Jk Rowling

Join me on my daily fuck you to JK Rowiling 🖕🖕🖕

Same here, just send asks

I wanna know what people assume about me because of my tumblr. Put an assumption in my ask. I'm not gonna be mean, I'm very interested.

Also bored.

My fear of being known vs. my need to be seen and understood

*epic battle music plays*

Today is the only day you can reblog this.