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Thank you @justsomeinsanehuman and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!

*at the ministry of magic*

Sirius: this place is AMAZING! Its like a dream factory!

Remus: we're investigating the murder of a muggle family and the involvement of death eaters infiltrating in these offices

Sirius: right, of course. I know

Sirius: this is how people get tempted by the devil. I see what youre up to, platter of tiny quiches

Remus, not looking at Sirius: we need to get someone on the record about the suspects, i think if we start with--

Remus, now looking at Sirius: how many tiny quiches do you have in your mouth?

Sirius, trying not to choke:... five. I'll swallow them

DUDE HAHSHAHSHSHHSHSHAHS UR SO REAL FOR THAT ISTG

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

Wow everyone is going through it. Hold my hand

Applying random stuff me or people around me said as marauders quotes³

Sirius: i have a hard time sleeping every night

James: yk what i do when i canr sleep? I exercise, that way i get tired

Remus: when i can't sleep, i stare at the ceiling and contemplate every single decision i have ever made in life for it to be as it is right now and try to see where i got it all wrong

Sirius:

Peter:

James:

Sirius: you turned my exact feelings into words, my dude

Okay but can ppl agree with me that this mf from descendants is a Barty variant?

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

Are you guys okay???? Damn dude

I'm immune to "you got dropped on your head as a kid" jokes because I dropped myself on my head as a kid.

I had to go to hospital but that's not central to the story.

Same, i finished it around tuesday and i haven't recovered

I finally finished crimson rivers and now I don't know what to do with myself

Applying random stuff me or people around me said in marauders quotes²

*after a whole day in hogsmead*

Sirius: how much of an asshole would i be if i spent my mother's money on cigarettes rn

James: use the money to eat something dude, nicotine is not food

Sirius: yea but sometimes, one flavoured cigarette can be dinner

James: no it cant

Remus: ur right

James: thank you!

Remus: for it to be a proper dinner, it would have to be the whole pack

James: guys nO-

My boys <33

(Art: industrations, sophithil, Alex lopez)

Applying random stuff that me or people around me said as marauders quotes

James: im worried about you

Sirius: relax Prongs, im invincible

Sirius: there's not a thing in this world that i cant overcome with my sense of humor and an absurd amount of drama

James:

James: ok, fair

Im 100% sure that he would say some shit like that because thats EXACTLY what i said before getting ready to go out yesterday hahahah, Sirius is just me but rich

"People should really appreciate my sense of fashion more, do you fuckers know how absolutely HARD it is to manage being incredibly cool and sexy all the time while being unbelievably depressed?"

-sirius black, probably at some point in his life

"People should really appreciate my sense of fashion more, do you fuckers know how absolutely HARD it is to manage being incredibly cool and sexy all the time while being unbelievably depressed?"

-sirius black, probably at some point in his life

*after james's bday party at the common room*

Remus: now that im sober the memories of everything i said and did yesterday are coming and im actually very embarassed

Remus: sorry guys

Sirius: relax moony, it be like that sometimes, now you just have to say "I'll never drink again", get even more waisted at the next party and repeat it every weekend

*Mcgonagall forcing Sirius to apologize to snape for a random prank*

Sirius: i used a spell to make your hair pink for a prank, and for that i am very...

Snape:

Sirius:

Mcgonagall: oh, you kind of trailed off there, Mr. Black. Were you going to finish your sentence?

Mcgonagall: it felt like you were going to say you were sorry.

Sirius: i did! Peter heard it!

Peter: uh, i would remember if someone said my catch phrase

Ok but this is probably how they all felt in the summer of '77, they were all very unsure of their futures and scared of what war was going to do to all of them, they were terrified but in that summer, they werent. That moment infront of the fire, that bowie song playing in the background, that moment was a point in time where they felt like they would live forever and be together until the very end.

In the summer of 1977, they were infinite.

James: I can't believe there's a cat somewhere in my house. Amazing feeling. Love cats. And he's here, in my house! Somewhere! And I may encounter him! What a treat.

*at the ministry of magic*

Sirius: this place is AMAZING! Its like a dream factory!

Remus: we're investigating the murder of a muggle family and the involvement of death eaters infiltrating in these offices

Sirius: right, of course. I know

Sirius: this is how people get tempted by the devil. I see what youre up to, platter of tiny quiches

Remus, not looking at Sirius: we need to get someone on the record about the suspects, i think if we start with--

Remus, now looking at Sirius: how many tiny quiches do you have in your mouth?

Sirius, trying not to choke:... five. I'll swallow them

im a multishipper until you try to touch my babies ok.

james and lily? absolutely. lily and mary? adorable. james and regulus? grumpyxsunshine GOLD. regulus and barty? our favorite psychos. barty and evan? you know it's growing on me

but other ships instead of wolfstar????? like??? they're the only ones for each other argue w the goddamn wall

I love being in the marauders fandom don’t get me wrong, but why do you guys make me cry every day??

Soo... somehow got myself sucked into The Marauders fandom and I have no idea how -- but have a young Sirius Black, because I'm just gonna embrace this~ ✨

Remus John Lupin was not “shy” or “awkward” that boy was just done with everyone’s shit.